London - England (von Nomadic Vision Photography)
john green have had enough of your shit
I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.
Niall having a kick about on the Pitch after watching the match between West Ham United and Liverpool in the premier league. 4/06/14
English counties are just like states in America, except we have much wavier edges.
- Cornwall: England’s Toe-Nail
- Do that again and I swear to God, I’m going to Bristol whip you.
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.